{"id":4786,"date":"2013-09-17T16:07:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T20:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com\/blog\/?p=4786"},"modified":"2023-11-01T07:05:33","modified_gmt":"2023-11-01T11:05:33","slug":"funny-signs-smorgasbord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/funny-signs-smorgasbord\/","title":{"rendered":"Turn that frown upside down: Funny signs smorgasbord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my last <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/funny-signs-roundup\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">roundup post<\/a>,\u00a0I gave a shout out to all the Swedes out there, so I had to at least mention their delectable cuisine in this week&#8217;s edition of funny signs. Get ready for a\u00a0smorgasbord of pure sign awesomeness below &#8211; complete with captions in haiku-form.<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4787\" style=\"width: 233px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4787\" class=\" wp-image-4787 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/1150894_699106050104395_37896929_n-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"1150894_699106050104395_37896929_n\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/1150894_699106050104395_37896929_n-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/1150894_699106050104395_37896929_n.jpg 716w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4787\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image from <a title=\"1111now.com\" href=\"https:\/\/1111now.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/1150894_699106050104395_37896929_n.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">1111now.com<\/a><br \/>Inconvenience<br \/>It&#8217;s not always how it seems<br \/>At least there&#8217;s coffee<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Oftentimes we forget that our lives aren&#8217;t just taking place behind the screen of our shiny digital gadgets. As a matter of fact, our <a title=\"smartphone dependency\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/smartphone-dependency-costing\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">smartphone dependency<\/a> takes a chunk out of our face-to-face interactions. Reminders like these are useful; say hello to your neighbor from time to time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4788\" style=\"width: 227px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4788\" class=\" wp-image-4788 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Authorized-Personnel-Only-Sign-S-7360-217x300.gif\" alt=\"Authorized-Personnel-Only-Sign-S-7360\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4788\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via <a title=\"MySecuritySign\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mysecuritysign.com\/restricted-area-sign\/man-cave-sign\/sku-s-7360\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MySecuritySign<\/a><br \/>It&#8217;s a code of Man<br \/>Mark your dude sanctuary<br \/>Seal of &#8220;bro-proval&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A mancave is a holy place for guys around the world. This sign is &#8220;bropropriate&#8221; and wards off any unsolicited visitors at a mancave&#8217;s entrance.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4789\" style=\"width: 238px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4789\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4789 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Speed-Limit-Sign-K-8315-228x300.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4789\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via <a title=\"RoadTrafficSigns\" href=\"https:\/\/www.roadtrafficsigns.com\/signs\/speed-limit-five-and-half-sign\/sku-k-8315\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">RoadTrafficSigns<\/a><br \/>Dear J.K. Rowling<br \/>This was designed for Harry<br \/>Show me to Hogwarts!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This sign had to have been inspired by Platform 9-3\/4. If your high school algebra teacher tells you to round up to the next integer, just hand them a copy of <em>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4790\" style=\"width: 223px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4790\" class=\" wp-image-4790\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/smile-you-are-beautiful-sign-s-9918-213x300.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4790\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via <a title=\"MyDoorSign\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mydoorsign.com\/smile-you-are-beautiful-sign\/sku-s-9918\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MyDoorSign<\/a><br \/>If you feel bummed out<br \/>Remind yourself of this truth<br \/>Turn that frown around!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Naturally, this is the best way to conclude a funny sign post. Remember that being yourself is always in style!<\/p>\n<p>Do you know of a sign that&#8217;s worthy of being included on our blog? Drop me a line at mmiles [at] smartsign [dot] com or leave a comment below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my last roundup post,\u00a0I gave a shout out to all the Swedes out there, so I had to at least mention their delectable cuisine in this week&#8217;s edition of funny signs. 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