{"id":6284,"date":"2014-04-04T15:19:05","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T19:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com\/blog\/?p=6284"},"modified":"2023-11-02T05:49:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T09:49:39","slug":"funny-signs-national-poetry-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/funny-signs-national-poetry-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Sign Friday: It&#8217;s National Poetry Month!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whether or not you knew it, there&#8217;s been something missing from your life over the past six months. What might that be, you ask? A funny signs roundup, of course! Our <a title=\"last edition\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/funny-signs-smorgasbord\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">last installment<\/a>\u00a0was in September, and since April is National Poetry Month, it&#8217;s a perfect time to break out a selection from our funny sign Rolodex to pair with haiku.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Swimming the freestyle<br \/>\nGulp water by accident<br \/>\nWait, that&#8217;s not chlorine!<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com\/fos\/No-Swimming-Signs\/Sewage-Outlet-Sign\/SKU-S-7110.aspx\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6290\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Sewage-Outlet-Sign-S-7110.gif\" alt=\"Sewage-Outlet-Sign-S-7110\" width=\"271\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Forget self-respect<br \/>\nNo need to take off your shoes<br \/>\nDecency coat check<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mydoorsign.com\/showcase\/leave-your-dignity-at-the-door-sign\/sku-se-5132\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6285\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/leave-your-dignity-door-sign-se-5132_showcase-burrev-e1396636441345.png\" alt=\"leave-your-dignity-door-sign-se-5132_showcase-burrev\" width=\"512\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/leave-your-dignity-door-sign-se-5132_showcase-burrev-e1396636441345.png 800w, https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/leave-your-dignity-door-sign-se-5132_showcase-burrev-e1396636441345-300x213.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Let&#8217;s play a fun game<br \/>\nIt is called Hangman with signs<br \/>\nNo potty mouths, though<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.roadtrafficsigns.com\/slow-down-traffic-sign\/sku-k-9920\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6286\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/slow-your-ass-down-sign-k-9920.gif\" alt=\"slow-your-ass-down-sign-k-9920\" width=\"242\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Fifth grade spelling bee<br \/>\nFinal round, pressure is on<br \/>\nSmart people spell safe<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6287\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Smart-Safety-Banner-B-0164.gif\" alt=\"Smart-Safety-Banner-B-0164\" width=\"480\" height=\"144\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Need a mulligan?<br \/>\nSasquatch has something to say<br \/>\nThe worst handicap<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.roadtrafficsigns.com\/sasquatch-xing-sign\/sku-k-9507\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6288\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Sasquatch-Xing-Sign-K-9507.gif\" alt=\"Sasquatch-Xing-Sign-K-9507\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You say you don&#8217;t believe in Sasquatch?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6289\" src=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sasquatch-xing-sign-k-9507.jpg\" alt=\"sasquatch-xing-sign-k-9507\" width=\"384\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sasquatch-xing-sign-k-9507.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sasquatch-xing-sign-k-9507-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.smartsign.com/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sasquatch-xing-sign-k-9507-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether or not you knew it, there&#8217;s been something missing from your life over the past six months. 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